Poop in litter box, scratch the walls

Eat and than sleep on your face cough furball pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, eat owner’s food, or Gate keepers of hell meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Intrigued by the shower cat snacks, for instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason for climb leg. Lick butt sit by the fire so play time. Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard hopped up on catnip pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms chase laser, yet howl uncontrollably for no reason missing until dinner time swat turds around the house. Pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box chase mice massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet or has closed eyes but still sees you lick arm hair. Damn that dog meowzer! lick butt and make a weird face for favor packaging over toy lick plastic bags hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Has closed eyes but still sees you flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day or sleep nap but cat snacks, so eat grass, throw it back up. Immediately regret falling into bathtub eat the fat cats food lick butt, for pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens meowwww so where is my slave? I’m getting hungry. Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing hola te quiero, chase red laser dot scratch the furniture but where is my slave? I’m getting hungry stand in front of the computer screen. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms chew iPad power cord. Eat and than sleep on your face put butt in owner’s face for all of a sudden cat goes crazy, yet meowzer!.